bron-spizaetus
This fucker almost killed me in the matrix last night. but i found the perfect link, up there. i can’t mention the other name of the virus, though, because if I do, my operating system will SHUT DOWN. It’s that evil.
The answer to bron-spizaetus: (1) Dr. CureIt, a free virus detection program that is updated DAILY. And (2) reformatting my hard-drive with two partitions — one for XP and one for UBUNTU. Mmmmbuntu.
shot in the dark
I love this shit. For some reason, all of the following ring true (as places I’ve been on one or the other side of) — straight from Todays’ Craig’s List Missed Connections:
1. Tagline: Not meant to be. Really.
“Nothing’s ever goig to happen, we’re both paired up, but sometimes I just can’t stop thinking about kissing you. Just that. I feel that tightness inside when I’m near you sometimes, it’s painful, but pleasurable too. Don’t know how you feel or what you’re thinking, so I’d never take the chance. And honestly, I don’t think I should. I like your friendship and my sanity. But I want to. Just once.”
Right on, get it out sister.
2. Tagline: Not really a missed connection with kindness - w4m
“You weren’t that unkind. It’s NEVER a good time to break up. Never. It’s always a crapfest. So just do it sooner rather than later. No one likes to be lied to even if you think the reasons behind it are noble.
So, thank you to B.L. and T.V. and S.R. THANK YOU for having the balls to tell me I was a missed connection.
Thanks to M too for not being a complete jerk. You may mean well but you don’t listen. And quit comparing your current to those in your past!”
Ok, ok! I’ll stop.
3. Tagline: I miss you every day, it never changes.
“You had a great impact on my life. I never loved anyone like I love you. I brought a lot to the table, too. I was patient and loving and did everything because I really wanted to, and with joy in my heart doing it. I deserved the same in return with what felt like solid ground under my feet. Hell, with the love we shared and the common core values we both have, with all said and done I still deserve another chance. Can’t you find it in your heart to give us one more chance? With all that was going on and by now hopefully has passed couldn’t we both try again and see if there isn’t a real future for us? Those words from your lips would bring so much joy to my heart; can you honestly say I wasn’t good to and for you?”
Nope, you were a dear.
4. Tagline: To the man masturbating at barnes and noble
“I know it’s not your thing, but please take it to the bathroom. And if I ever see you again, I will punch you in the face. ”
Just joking about this one, I’d never punch anybody in the face . . .
one last quip?
her:
“Yah, that’s what I’m shootin for — Thursday afternoon.”
This is what you said last week.
Let’s just do the best we can / on the next project – let’s communicate differently. Will you please send me your contact info so we can talk on the phone? Email seems so impersonal.
There will be projects with unrealistic deadlines and usually they foot the bill for the ‘expedite’; just let me know when that applies and I’ll get extra funds.
me:
’shootin for’
‘at least a week’‘expedite!’ i like the sound o’ that . . .
I’ll give you a phone call before noon.
her:
Sounds good. Yup, I’m in all day.
a second chance for second life
It’s always`my policy to give someone a second chance if they have updated their wiki. second life’s wiki
But it appears that I was wrong about the world — wikis do not make something automatically good. Second life is laggy as shit and I drives me crazy. It’s not a game. It’s not fun.
These online games look a lot more fun, even without the third dimension:
The Passively Multiplayer Online Game.
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other neato online shiz:
highest monuments
programming videos
a street fight caught on google street view!!
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news
the inventor of the world wide web!
makin laziness work
how to help your antidepressant
and no list of links would be complete without:
ebay fraud
SystemSystem
Initial Question/Comment: ATO Issue 12-34
11:49:06 PM SystemSystem
Thank you for contacting eBay Account Security Live Help! Your feedback is important to us. Please take time at the end of this chat to fill out a brief survey letting us know how we did today.
11:49:11 PM SystemSystem
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11:49:11 PM SystemSystem
Connected with Raleigh
11:49:17 PM AgentRaleigh
Hello and thank you for contacting Account Security Live Help, my name is Raleigh. How may I help you?
11:49:24 PM Customerferstenfelma
hello, i got disconnected a little while ago
11:49:36 PM Customerferstenfelma
someone was trying to restore messaging privelages to my account
11:49:47 PM AgentRaleigh
Don’t worry! I’ll be glad to assist you. Please give me a moment to review your account.
11:50:02 PM Customerferstenfelma
great, thanks
11:50:47 PM AgentRaleigh
Sure!
11:52:37 PM AgentRaleigh
Thank you for waiting. It appears your account was accessed by a third party, and used to list unauthorized auctions. In order to prevent any further fraudulent activity, we reset your password and temporarily placed a hold on your account. To be sure, did you list an Alienware Aurora mALX System?
11:52:44 PM Customerferstenfelma
yes, i did
11:54:57 PM AgentRaleigh
Okay, I need to ask you a question only you can answer to ensure you are the true account owner.
11:55:03 PM Customerferstenfelma
ok
11:55:37 PM AgentRaleigh
Do you by chance have a second eBay account registered under your name?
11:55:52 PM Customerferstenfelma
don’t think so. if i do, i haven’t used it in years
11:58:53 PM AgentRaleigh
Okay, please let me look for other ways to verify your identity.
12:01:43 AM AgentRaleigh
Sorry for the long wait. What you can do now is to fax in ID in order to further assist you.
12:01:52 AM Customerferstenfelma
um
12:01:55 AM AgentRaleigh
We will accept a copy of your driver’s license or other government issued ID as verification of your identity. If the contact information on your ID does not match the contact information on file with eBay, we will also need a copy of a utility bill or other mailed document sent to the address on your eBay account.
12:01:59 AM Customerferstenfelma
i don’t have a fax machine
12:02:19 AM Customerferstenfelma
i can send u a pic of my license maybe
12:03:13 AM AgentRaleigh
If you are not able to fax this request to us, you may mail your information to:
ATTN: Fraud - Account Takeover
eBay, Inc PO BOX 1469
Draper UT
84020
12:03:15 AM Customerferstenfelma
really? this is all necessary for me to just be able to email someone? i’ve been using this address and emailing just fine for a few weeks now . . .
12:03:23 AM AgentRaleigh
Please allow at least 48 to 72 hours for this information to be processed. Once the above information is processed, we will review your case and notify you of our decision via email. If the information we are requesting is not submitted, your account will remain suspended. Please note that any documents received are destroyed after your registration information has been processed.
12:04:04 AM Customerferstenfelma
you can’t just restore my messaging capability? ask me my secret question or something?
12:04:32 AM Customerferstenfelma
they were able to do that earlier in the week when this happened
12:04:51 AM AgentRaleigh
I’ve looked for ways to resolve your issue and the only thing that you can do now is to send the documents we requested.
12:05:31 AM Customerferstenfelma
can i email the documents to someone?
12:06:59 AM AgentRaleigh
Yes, I understand. But at this time, this is the best way for you to proceed. You can only fax the document or send it through mail.
12:07:43 AM Customer ferstenfelma
what number do i fax to?
12:07:49 AM Agent Raleigh
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(801) 880-7137
ATTN: Fraud - Account Takeover IMPORTANT : Please include a valid telephone number and your eBay User ID within your fax.
12:08:04 AM Agent Raleigh
Before I let you go, is there anything else I can assist you with?
12:08:21 AM Customer ferstenfelma
my anger issues, maybe
12:08:39 AM Agent Raleigh
I’m sorry if you feel that way.
12:09:11 AM Customer ferstenfelma
Thanks for your help anyway Agent Raleigh.